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noya-chan:

imagelook at all those high quality computers behind him

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and yet aoba still use this

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sylphoftime:

to this day i think the best response to street harassment is when i saw this two dickheads from my block riding around yelling at girls and they screamed “SHOW US YOUR TITS” to this one woman who was running and she just took off her sunglasses and stared them down and you could hear “OH FUCK THAT’S MY MOM HIT THE GAS” and i’m pretty sure that boy is still grounded

(via all-the-fangirl-feels)

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matsuoka-lin:

aelle1209:

Look at Rin just perving out there in the background.

AHAHAHAHA. BUSTED.

matsuoka-lin:

aelle1209:

Look at Rin just perving out there in the background.

AHAHAHAHA. BUSTED.

(via dreamxxdream)

95% complete transcription/translation of the Sharkbait skit from the Free! event

  • Rin: Haru, you remember what we said, back in elementary school?
  • Haru: What're you talking about?
  • Rin: You know, what we said that day at the swimming club.
  • Haru: I don't remember!
  • Rin: The promise we made day we compared our heights during the physical exam.
  • Haru: STOP! I don't want to he--
  • [Rin covers Haru's mouth]
  • [note: at some point here toward the beginning, to keep Rin from speaking, Haru grabs him by the goggles around his neck and nearly chokes him]
  • Rin: We always tied in elementary school, so whenever we reunited, the person who was taller would run 100 m carrying the person who was shorter--bridal style in his arms.
  • [note: this is personal hearsay, as I'm not 100% on my memory (hence why I didn't include it in my report), but Haru at one point asks Rin what on earth he gets out of carrying Haru around (i.e. why is he so insistent on it). Rin is silent for a while and never answers.]
  • [note: the transcriber admts her memory is kinda murky on the following bits]
  • Rin: Now, I'm 177 cm. What about you?
  • Haru: ..........................17.......
  • Rin: Huh? What was that?
  • Haru: 17............................5.
  • Rin: WOOHOO!
  • Haru: Wait! I'll grow another 3 cm by tomorrow!
  • Rin: The hell you will!
  • [note: I know there were some bits in here about Rin having a tougher time, since he'll be the one having to haul Haru around, so Haru needs to stop complaining, and Haru suggests they switch, to which Rin replies, "No thank you," in English.]
  • Haru: ...Fine. But--I have one request. At least...let me stay in my swimsuit!
  • Rin: HUH? That's blatantly making this even MORE difficult for yourself! Fine--then I'll do it in MY swimsuit too!
  • [both remove their clothing dynamically]
  • Haru: Let's go, Rin!
  • Rin: COME TO ME!
  • Nagisa: .....What on earth are those two doing?
  • Rei: Nagisa-kun, we mustn't watch. Those two just aren't right in the head...

yyeager:

eren your face is a gift ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ)

(via dreamxxdream)

dreamxxdream:

Eren, pls.

(it’s ok, Mikasa will accept it eventually)

Part 5 of the reincarnation AU (part 1, part 2, part 3, part 4)

dreamxxdream:

Part 4 of the reincarnation AU (part 1, part 2, part 3)

I accidentally got myself a hetero ship -gasp-
I couldn’t contain myself ok, the imagination of them having a cute family is too precious and gives me a lot of feelings ;u;

I also wanted to do something with Hanji but ain’t got no time now, maybe later

dreamxxdream:

I’m on a roll and I suddenly have a crush on Erwin

Part 3 of the reincarnation AU (part 1, part 2)
Still so many ideas and so little time left to do them -sobs-

dreamxxdream:

I’m usually not a huge fan of AU’s but reincarnation AU’s affect me deeply

very deeply

Like when I drew the second to last picture I tried so hard to get the emotion right that I started crying myself

Expect a second part and maybe more (◡‿◡✿)

iamleviheichou:

i-regret-this-username:

amorossia:

Wrappy Wrap by Uwaki

if this isnt cute idk what is

I can’t

(via dreamxxdream)

Australian English - a Handy Guide, part 1

  • Pissed: either angry or drunk. Sometimes both.
  • Piss easy: extremely easy.
  • Pissed off: either in the context of being angry, or having left a place.
  • Piss Up: an event containing alcohol.
  • Pissing down: Raining heavily.
  • Pissed on: usually used to describe being rained on.
  • Piss around: dawdle or delay; procrastinate.
  • Pissing contest: attempting to prove one's abilities are better than someone else's, for no discernible gain.
  • Piss faced (see also 'shitfaced'): inebriated.
  • Pissy: either angry, or something very small.
  • Piss-poor/piss-weak: weak or disappointing.
  • Piss head: Alcoholic individual.
  • As an example: George and some other piss head got into a pissing contest, where George put in a piss poor effort and got pissed off because it started pissing down. He'd figured it would be piss easy to win, so he was pissy and spent the rest of the afternoon pissing around before deciding to piss off and avoid getting pissed on any further by the rain.

dreamxxdream:

attack on your hearts (⊙ᴗ⊙)

and my own heart most of all probably so don’t hurt me pls

I rewatched snk recently and the death of Levi’s squad just becomes more painful every time I watch it so I needed to do this part asap ;;v;;

Part of my reincarnation AU, all of it is tagged as such on my tumblr~
(The baby is Petra’s and Auruo’s in case you missed the previous parts <3)

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the-ackerman-queen:

potatopocket:

oKAY BUT YOUNG HANJI THO???

AND THEY STILL LOOK LIKE THEY COULD BE ANY GENDER OMG WHAT A CUTE

the-ackerman-queen:

potatopocket:

oKAY BUT YOUNG HANJI THO???

AND THEY STILL LOOK LIKE THEY COULD BE ANY GENDER OMG WHAT A CUTE

(via beeboobapolous)